I just wanna be successful

As you can tell from my profile pic, I am a black male. You can imply from my name, Mr. College Man, that I'm young. Put two and two together and what do you have: a young black man.

Why is it that, statisticly, by the time I was 18 years of age, I should have either:

A. been dead
B. been in jail
C. been with child
D. been doing absolutly nothing with my life
or
E. been dead

You know, I have a problem with this. Why is that I just can't statisticly be successful? ...smh...I suppose that's just "the man" trying to statisticly hold me down, literally. Well, anywho...I refuse to be a statistic. That's too boring for me. I'd rather march to my own drum beat, which ironically disqualifies me from being a statistic.

Take that "man"